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shikho: Rain

shikho:

Rain

rabbrakha: *_______*

rabbrakha:

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sakuton: khawlabentalazwaar: gothamcityballet: deafmuslimpunx: exquisitedialectics: takealookatyourlife: Aiya Van Kooten everyone When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”. “I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said. http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars This is the best story of my life “Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!!  Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!! This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation. So in summary: This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more. Seriously she’s a frigging superhero. literal hero Mother fucking Super hero

sakuton:

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

Mother fucking Super hero

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livingbreathingstreet: bankers hall

livingbreathingstreet:

bankers hall

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parasoul:

college; the musical 

featuring such hits as:

  • the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
  • why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment 
  • final exams more like no 
  • how did my gpa get so low 
  • this ta really needs to stop 
  • i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow 
  • how did my gpa get so high (reprise) 

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule